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Heard this one earlier and thought it was pretty good. I think it’s probably a repost so I’m sorry. A priest was driving along a road a bit rashly while drunk. He’s got the bottle in the passenger seat. Eventually, a cop tails him and pulls him over. Cop: “Hey Father, how’s it going?” Priest: “Pretty good, thank you.” Cop: “Have you been drinking anything this evening?” Priest: “No, just some water.” Cop (while pointing at the bottle): “Oh really? Then why is there wine in there?” The priest opens the bottle, looks inside and exclaims: “Good God, he’s done it again!”

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