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What does gandhi say to the pizza place?

"Make me one with everything" The cashier says "sure that will be 27$" Ghandi hands him a 50$. Cashier gives him the pizza, and nothing else. Ghandi says "what about my change?" Cashier says "change must come from within" -u/megopolis12

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