Abed the Blind Lawyer in Egypt

Abed the blind lawyer was on a business trip with his assistant, John, in Egypt. During their trip, they decided to go on a river cruise. While lounging on the sun deck, the two ended up arguing about an upcoming trial. “Look Abed,” John said, “You’re in denial. The fact is, you can’t win this one.” Abed frustratedly replied, “Don’t say that, John. I can handle this, you just can’t see it! I’ve got this one in the bag!” Abed was tired of talking business, so he decided to take a dive in the ship’s pool. While walking to the pool, he slipped and fell into the water. John shouted, “Abed, you fell into the river!” Abed calmly replied, “No, my friend, I only fell into the pool.” John shouted again, “Abed no! You are in the Nile!” Abed yelled at John, “Really?! You want to keep talking about the trial now?!”