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A freshly ordained, young priest gets his first assignment: filling in for and old reverend who gets a new hip. To help his young colleage, the old priest has a list of sins with the appropiate pennance in Our Fathers and Hail Maries tacked to the inner wall of the confession boot. At one of the first confessions, a young girl tells the priest she gave her boyfriend a blowjob. The priest goes over the list "blowjob..., blowjob" but he cannot find it. "just a moment" he tells the girl, he leaves the boot and notices an altar boy Priest: "son, what does the Reverend usually give for a blowjob?" Altar boy: "that varies, usually an appel, but sometimes a chocolate bar or 5 bucks"
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