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Sunday off

Six girls, one guy, sailing a boat in the open ocean. Tragedy strikes, and the boat slowly starts to sink. None of the girls know how to swim and they desperately beg the guy to save them. The brawny guy indeed saves all of them. They end up in a desert island, and wonder what they will do with the vast free time that they are given. After a consensual discussion, the girls decide to present the guy the idea that he sleeps with one of them every day. At first, the guy is elated, and thanked whoever taught him to swim as a kid. But time passed, and the guy grew tired. He only had Sunday to himself, and the girls’ appetite was only getting stronger. He had to do something soon! He decides to go up the mountain, in hopes of seeing someone else on a sinking boat. He thought if it was another guy, they could split the girls, and have three each. The fortune had smiled on our brawny guy. Out there in the ocean, there was another man drowning for he knew not how to swim. He is soon saved by the best swimmer in the island, and when they make it ashore, the guy who was drowning says: “Awww, thank you handsome for saving my life”. “There goes my Sunday off”, says the other guy.

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