A man find a bottle and rubs it, a Genie pops out and tells the man he has three wishes.

The man’s first wish is for infinite wealth. The genie says, “No problem!” And grants the wish. The man’s bank account crashes due to the amount of money it contains! The man’s second wish is to have a really nice car that will never run out of gas. The Genie says, “Oh man, that’s a tough one, but I can make it happen!” Poof! A car appears and doesn’t even have a fuel meter since it doesn’t need one! The man’s third wish is to have a super highway stretching across the ocean to Hawaii so he can visit anytime he feels like it. The genie says, “Now you’re asking for the impossible, I can’t grant that wish! Wish for something else!” The man thinks for a minute, and finally says to the Genie, “We’ll genie, I’ve always wanted to be able to read women’s minds and know what their thinking, so I wish for that!” The genie quickly turned to the man and asks, “Would you like the highway to be two lanes, or four?”