Survey

(Advance warning - Lame joke ahead) A woman approaches a man on the street and says, "Excuse me Sir, I’m doing a little survey, can I ask you some questions?" The man says. "Yes of course." Woman: "Assume that you’re traveling in a bus and a lady gets on the bus and she’s got no available seat would you give up your seat for her?" Man - "No." Woman: "What if the lady that got on the bus was pregnant would you give up your seat then? Man: "No." Woman: "What if the lady got on the bus was a senior lady would you give your seat then?" Man: "No." Woman: "You are one selfish man you have no manners. Who do you think you are? Man: “Madam, I am a Bus Driver"