A teacher to her students,

"Lets talk about associate, or association. It means things that go together. You can associate plants with soil, and birds with trees. Now, can anyone tell me what we can associate with fish? Yes, Tommy?" Tommy: "Chips!"  Source: Adapated from a joke in a 1913 newspaper

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A teacher to her students,

"Lets talk about associate, or association. It means things that go together. You can associate plants with soil, and birds with trees. Now, can anyone tell me what we can associate with fish? Yes, Tommy?" Tommy: "Chips!" &#x200B; Source: Adapated from a joke in a 1913 newspaper

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"Lets talk about associate, or association. It means things that go together. You can associate plants with soil, and birds with trees. Now, can anyone tell me what we can associate with fish? Yes, Tommy?" Tommy: "Chips!" Source: Adapated from a joke in a 1913 newspaper