Attention at the beach

I asked my uncle, “how come your are so popular with the lady when you go to the beach?” “I’ll tell you my secret”, my uncle whispered. “Put on a pair of speedos then get a potato and put it in there. You will get all the women’s attention!” I did as he suggested and was walking around the beach in my potato enhanced speedo. I was getting a lot of attention but I wouldn’t say it was positive. People were avoiding me and giving me dirty looks. I happened to see my uncle at the beach and went to ask him why it isn’t working for me. As soon as he saw me he said, “hey dipshit, put the potato in the front!”