A guy is walking down the beach at night and comes across a woman with no arms and no legs…

The woman is crying so he goes to her and asks what is wrong. The woman replies “I’m 23 years old, I have no arms, no legs, and I’ve never had a kiss” So the man leans down and gently kisses her on the lips, then turns to walk away. The woman begins crying again so he stops again and asks what is wrong. The woman replies “I’m 23 years old, I have no arms, no legs, and I’ve never been screwed” The man leans down… cradles the woman’s torso… lifts her out of the sand… and chucks her into the water. “You’re screwed now baby!”