2 Cosplayers and 2 Tanners check in at a Resort...

The first tanner walks up to the reception and says, “I would like a room in the Northeast wing.” The receptionist acknowledges then gave him the keys. Then, the first cosplayer walks up to the reception and says, “I would like a room in the Southeast wing.” The receptionist acknowledges then gave her the keys. The second tanner is next in line and walks up to the reception desk. “I would like a room in the Southwest wing.” The receptionist acknowledges again then gave him the keys. The second cosplayer then walks up to the the receptionist. “I would like a room in the Northwest wing.” The receptionist replied, “Sorry ma’am, but that’s a cos negative area.”