An old Italian woman
An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $150 an ounce!" The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly tuns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $175 an ounce!" About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she bends over, looks both beautiful women in the eye and farts......."Broccoli Rabe .49 cents a pound."
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