Four nuns died togather and went to heaven.

An angle was waiting for them at the gates of heaven. He asked the nuns to queue up. First nun came forward and angel told her, "According to our records, you have seen the dick of father of your church after you took the oath. So, clean your eyes in that holly water fountain and go inside". The nun cleans her eyes and goes to the heaven. Second nun came forward and angel told her, "According to our records, you have touched the dick of father of your church after you took the oath. So, clean your hands in that holly water fountain and go inside". The nun cleans her hands and goes to the heaven. Seeing this the remaining nun started to chatter. Angel says," This is holy place of god. nothing is unseen here. So tell me what were you talking about". last nun says," I was telling her that if she is going to dip her ass in that fountain than i am not going to drink the water."