Three couples on vacation die together in an accident

They ascend to heaven and fly up to the Pearly Gates where St. Peter is waiting for them. The first couple floats up to St. Pete and the husband asks, “St. Peter, do we get into heaven?” St. Peter responds, “Unfortunately, sir, you spent your entire life in the pursuit of money, so much so, that you married a woman named Penny, so no, it’s the other place for you.” They sadly fall away as the second couple floats over and the husband ask, “St. Peter, please tell us you have better news for us!” St. Peter responds, “You know very well sir that you spent your entire life drinking alcohol and in the pursuit of drinking it, so much so, that you married a woman named Ginny, so it’s the other place for you.” As they fall, the husband of the third couple declares, “C’mon Fanny, this place ain’t for us!”