So they held a farting contest…

The last three standing in the race to win the award for the most ground shattering, the most ungodly minor explosion between the buttocks known to any human were an American, a Japanese & an Indian The American binged on some chipotles & some dairy & climbed the podium. Released a minor krakatoa which destroyed the stage & the butt explosion was heard by everyone in a 1 mile radius The Japanese laughed as he binged on some sushi & then released a nerve wrecking fart. The nearby graveyard reported coffins rising up to the ground & zombies coming out of them with one hand over their nose The Indian saw this spectacle & decided to back off as he wasn’t unsure he would be capable of doing something of this scale. The organisers who were wearing gas masks didn’t allow this So he stood there…closed his eyes, focussed to release a nuclear fart. But all he could release was a barely audible poof… Thinking that he has lost the battle, he looked around & so were the organisers… & then they saw that that Jesus atop a cross, took one of his hand off the cross & covered his nose !!!