2 people tell jokes to a crowd, but 1 is way funnier...for some reason...

The first person stepped up to the mic. "Why is Tuesday the worst day of the week? Because after it, even the Calendar says W T F!" The crowd mumbled politely. The first person relinquished the mic to the second person, who spoke. "I am depressed." The crowd went wild. Laughter echoed to the ceilings. Chairs were thrown and fists were thrown. Even the police joined in. I mean, what else did you expect? Such a powerful joke could elicit no other reaction. After all, we live in a society.