Is Vinny at home?

Ralph knocked on the door of his next-door neighbor, Vinny. The door opened and there stood Rhonda, Vinny’s wife, a former world class stripper. - “Excuse me Rhonda, Is Vinny at home?” - “No, he’s out with his buddies.” Ralph could not keep his eyes off Rhonda’s tight tank top restraining her God given gifts. Ralph said, - “You know Rhonda, I always dreamed to see you naked, and I would pay $250.00 just to see your gorgeous breasts and $500 if you allow me to fuck you.” Rhonda replied, - “Right! Like you got $500.00 on you!” Ralph reached into his pocket and withdrew five crisp $100 bills. Rhonda looked left and right, saw the coast was clear, and said: - "Come inside you son of a bitch" and they proceed to the couch where he got what he wanted. After he was done, he smiled from ear to ear as he handed Rhonda the cash. A few hours later, Vinny came home and asked his wife how the day went. Rhonda said, - “Boring. Oh yeah, Ralph came by looking for you.” - “Did that son of bitch finally bring me the $500 he owed me from poker?”