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A woman is working at a sperm bank

A man in a ski mask comes in, puts a cup on the desk and a gun to her head and says “drink this sample or I’ll blow your brains out” She goes, “no, I can’t, I can’t” He says “drink it or I’ll blow your brains out” She drinks it. He takes off the mask. It’s her husband. He says “that wasn’t so bad, was it?”

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