Me and my buddy Milton Spilk used to work in a kitchen, chopping up vegetables.
You have to be careful or you can cut yourself. Old Milt had an accident and got cut up pretty bad. I felt bad about it, but eventually I decided... Why cry over Milt Spilk?
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