Two American soldiers are sitting and waiting for Hitler to come down a road he always travels home on so they can assassinate him….

Two hours go by, still no Hitler. The soldiers look at each other frustrated, and one says to the other, “Man he was supposed to have come through by now… I want to hurry up and kill this guy so we can get home” Another two hours go by, and the soldiers are growing restless, wondering where the hell he is. Well, midnight finally comes around and still no Hitler. One of the soldiers turns to the other one a little worried looking and says “…I hope nothing’s happened to him?”