A blond cop pulled over a blond and asked for ID
The blond said, “ What’s ID?” The blond cop said, “It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.” The blond gave her compact mirror to the blond cop, who said, “I’m sorry. If I knew you were a cop, I would not have pulled you over.”
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