Famous coach I don’t like/arch enemy of my team dies and is touring heaven with St. Peter. (My favorite interchangeable sports coach joke.)

Famous coach I don’t like/arch enemy of my team dies and is touring heaven with St. Peter. St. Peter is giving him the heaven tour and shows him his new house. A 2 story home covered in his teams swag and painted the team colors. Famous coach I don’t like see’s a house on a hill not to far from his house. It’s a mansion and covered in team he hates/biggest arch enemy of his team’s swag and painted team he hates colors. He turns to St. Peter while pointing at the mansion and says. “What gives? How does coach of team I hate and is my biggest rival get such a palatial house? My record is as good as his. What did he do to get that size home? St. Peter responds. “That’s not the home of the coach/team you hate that’s God’s home” This was told to me 15+‘years ago in Florida using Bowden/noles and Spurrier/gators.