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My job at the potato chip factory

I spent a few years working at a potato chip factory. One day they got a new chip slicer, it was placed in the station right next to me. I often caught myself looking at it and thinking, what it would feel like to put my dick in it… I eventually sought counciling and after a few sessions with no positive progress, my deflated therapist said- just do it!! And so, the next day I went to work and I placed my dick in the potato slicer! It was great- but unfortunately- she got sacked and so did I.

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