Hush

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Late at night, a cop was driving past a well known lover’s spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light on. The cop drives up to the car, to get a closer look. He sees a young man behind the wheel, browsing his phone, and a young woman in the rear seat, also browsing her phone. Confused by this odd situation, the cop motions for the guy to roll down his window. The young man lowers his window. “Yes, officer?” The cop says: “What are you doing?” The young man says: “Well Officer, I’m browsing Reddit.” Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: “And her, what is she doing?” The young man shrugs: “Sir, I believe she’s browsing Instagram.” Now, the cop is really confused.. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a Lover’s lane, and nothing obscene is happening! The cop asks: “What’s your age, young man?” The young man says “I’m 18, sir.” The cop asks: “And what’s her age?” The young man looks at the time on his phone, and replies: “She’ll be 18 in 20 minutes.”

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