Iraqi joke translated, enjoy: Two men were in court…

Two men were in court over assault with a vehicle, the defendant and the victim. The defendant said, “I stopped in front of him and he just stood there. I honked, and he didn’t move. I honked again, and he just stared at me like a donkey. What was I supposed to do?” The judge turned toward the victim and asked, “is this true?” The man said, “Where was I supposed to go? I was in the middle of a restaurant!”