Biden is walking in the park one day

He stops and pets a puppy. the puppy bites him. He goes to the doctor and is told he has rabies. The next day, he goes for a swim and is bitten by a shark. He is told that he now has gangrene The very next day, he decides to visit syria and gets poisoned. He now has five hours left to live. He goes in disguise and randomly draws a name out of a jar, then invests his entire fortune into it before dying News at 11:00: Gangrenous man with rabies donates 2 cents to Trump foundation