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A guy walks into bar

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So, have you ever had anyone famous in here?" he asks the bartender. "Actually Meatloaf came here once, and I saved his life when he started choking on one of our smoked German sausages," the bartender replies. "I took the wurst right out of his mouth."

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