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A man was sitting on a couch when his wife said “ Can you take out the garbage”he says “I’m not a garbage man” A day later she asked “can you fix my car?” He replied “I’m not a mechanic” When the husband came back from work the wife said “the neighbor came and fixed my car” He replied “what did he ask you for in return?” She said “I can either sleep with him or bake a cake” He says “What cake did you make?” The wife says “I’m not a cook”

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