A lonely wife went to a pet shop

She walks in and says: „My husband is at work all day. My two daughters are adult and have moved out. I am so lonely, I want a companion.“ The clerk says: „We do have a talking parrot here but I have to warn you: The parrot lived in a brothel before we got him. He knows some rude expressions.“ „Oh a talking parrot would be lovely“, the woman says and brings him. She arrives at home and the parrot says: „Ah, a new brothel and a new madam!“ Later in the day her two daughters visit her. The parrot says: „Ah, a new brothel and a new madam! And new whores!“ In the evening the husband arrives at home. Parrot: „Ah, hello James!“