The Mother Superior assembles all the nuns

"This morning," she announces, "the gardener found a condom in the rhododendron bushes!" Ninety-nine nuns gasp in horror, one giggles "Tee-hee!" "And it had been used!" the Mother Superior adds. Ninety-nine nuns gasp in horror, one giggles "Tee-hee!" "...And there was a hole in it!" says the Mother Superior. Ninety-nine nuns giggle "Tee-hee!", one gasps in horror.