My friend came back to town…

… after travelling the world for 13 years. I was so excited to see her, and she was really excited to tell me about her time abroad! We talked and, after a while, i offered her a ham sandwich. She said no and was rather insulted, which was strange because it used to be her favorite when we were kids. I asked if she still ate meat, and she said no. Assuming she had just gone vegan, we went down the street to a pub that served vegan food. I offered to buy here a beer, but she refused saying she didn’t drink anymore. Now I was worried about her, because she used to love beer before she left! The night was getting long, and I asked her if she wanted to stay the night in my guest room. She felt uncomfortable and said she was going to leave. This was totally unlike her, so I asked her if she was okay. She explained she had changed her religion recently. Everything I had been suggesting went against her beliefs. Exasperated, I shouted “It’s been 13 years! I didn’t know you were a Sikh, Ada!”