A Jew, Muslim and Christian are in a bar

A Jew, Muslim and Christian are in a bar. They are arguing about which religion is the best at recruiting new followers. In the end they all decide to each go into the woods over the week and find a bear. They are then to try and convert that bear to their religion. A week goes by and they all meet up again to discuss their results. “Well,” says the Muslim “I found my bear and read to him from the Quran and the teachings of Muhammad. He is currently planning a pilgrimage to Mecca!” He declared proudly. They others murmured “Nice, very nice.” “I also found a bear.” Quipped the Christian. “I read to him from the Holy Bible and taught him if our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. He is gettting baptized this Thursday.” “Not bad” the others murmured. The Christian and Muslim looked down at the Jew, who was in a full body cast. The Jew sat quietly for a moment before quietly saying “In hindsight, maybe I shouldn’t have started with circumcision.”