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Noah and the snakes

According to the Bible, Noah built an ark and brought a pair of each animals on board to survive a flood. When the ark ran aground Noah told the animals to go forth and multiply. The snakes told Noah “We can’t multiply, we’re adders.” Noah gathered some driftwood tree trunks and built a platform for the snakes. Even adders can multiply when given a log table. You might have to be older than me to understand this. People on reddit who are older than me are rare, but they exist.

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