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Peter goes in a bar looking for a prostitute..

Boss: There is a cute girl upstairs, 50 dollar for 1 hour Guy: thanks but i‘m looking for a male Boss: thats ok, we got a nice guy too, but that would be 500 dollar Peter is Shocked and asks why there is such a difference? Boss: I can explain it, our mayor is Not a fan so we Pay him 100 .. Peter: and the guy gets the other 400 ? Boss: unfortunately we are a religious village and our priest doesnt like it too so he gets 100.. P: so the 300 will remain for him Boss: to be Honest I dont like it too so I also take 100 P: ok so at least 200 are left over, better than nothing Boss: I have to disappoint you, my coworkers Ben and Steve get 100 each for holding the guy because he doesnt like it too..

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