Group Therapy

A mental health specialist had a group meeting with housewives who wanted to learn about themselves. They were sitting in a circle and the specialist said, “ Let’s talk about your latent desires. I will start with Martha. Martha, you brought your child with you. What is her name?” Martha replied, “Her name is Penny.” The specialist said, “ Judging by your expensive jewelry you are fixated on wealth and money.” The specialist asked the next woman to name her child whom she had brought to the session. The woman said, “My name is Donna and my little girl is named Candy.” The specialist said, “Hmm ... your obesity and your early onset diabetes would indicate your proclivity for sugar.” The specialist turned to the next woman and said, “What are your children’s names?” The woman immediately stood up and said, “Dick, Peter and Rod let’s go! This therapist is a hack!”