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Superman is horny

One day Superman is flying around, horny as hell. He spots Wonder Woman lying naked on a rooftop. ‘I’ll be in and out before she even realises,’ He thinks to himself. He quickly flies over, does the deed and is gone within seconds. It seems like a gust of wind has just blown past. ‘What was that?’ Asks WonderWoman. ‘I don’t know,’ says The Invisible Man, ‘But my ass really hurts.’

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