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Henry VIII

Henry the VIII died and went to the gates of heaven. God denied him entry though since he beheaded his wife for not producing a male heir even though it was his fault as a man. He was sent down to the gates of hell but Satan denied him entry since he felt the science of the time supported Henry and he shall not be punished for eternity for not knowing. This went on for centuries until finally God struck a deal with Devil. God will send him back to England as a queen and by the end of his reign as Queen Elizabeth II not only will women be considered as equals to man but they will be welcome by politicians as rulers of man. The Devil said, sure send him back but by the end of this second reign politicians will not even be able to say what a woman is.

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