A man walks into the doctor because he has a lump growing out of his forehead
The doctor says I’ve got some bad news for you. The man says, “please tell me it’s not cancer!”. The doctor says, “No it’s not cancer, you have a penis growing out of your forehead. The man says, “Oh I’m glad it’s not cancer. So now I’m going to have to wake up everyday and see a penis on my forehead?”. The doctor says, >!”Nah the balls will be covering your eyes”!<
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