Garden of Eden

So after God created Adam he spent a lot of time by himself in the garden, and became bored and lonely. God noticed Adam seemed a little down so he asked what was wrong. Adam told him he was lonely and that he could use some company. God told Adam he could create the perfect companion for him, she would see to his every need, service him wherever and whenever he wanted, provide for him, cook for him, listen to him and never be a burden. Adam was excited, “that sounds great God, what is that going to cost me??” God replied, an arm and a leg…… Adam scratched his chin and thought about it deeply for a long while, and then said, “what can I get for a rib?”