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A man barged into a confessional booth

He sits down and says “father I need to tell you, last night I was at the bar drinking when a gorgeous woman approached me and we started talking. After flirting together for awhile she asked if I would come back to her place” “Go on” said the priest. “Well, as we were leaving she ran into her good friend who was also very attractive and the woman invited her along as well” “Did you succumb to your temptations, my son” the priest asked?” “Yes, we went to her house and had a wild passionate 3 some for hours. I actually came straight here” The priest thanked him and told him he must pray and ask for forgiveness from God and it will be granted. “Oh, I didn’t come for forgiveness father” the man said, “I’m not even catholic.” The priest then asked “Why are you telling me then?” The man said “Are you kidding me? I’m telling everyone!”

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