Kevin Costner in the Multiverse

[OC] I literally just thought of this: Finally, Dances With Wolves and Stands With a Fist are alone in their teepee. Having both undressed, Stands With a Fist’s eyes gaze into Dances With Wolves’ face, down to his chest, his abs, and settle in awe on his manhood. Dances With Wolves then lovingly whispers to her her: “If you milk it, I will come.”