An old man was walking on a park adjoining the cliff famous for suicide and saw a young woman standing at the edge contemplating suicide

He approached her. She: "Dont come near me!!" Old man :" Since you are anyway going to die,why cant you make this old man happy with a quickie?" She shrieked "Over my dead body,you filthy pervert" Old man "Ok,if thats the case, I will walk down and wait for you at the bottom" and then he walked away. The woman stood for another 10 minutes and came back to her car and left. The old man who was watching her from the bushes sighed "7 suicide attempt saved this month"