A man on a plane..

…to Las Vegas notices a gorgeous woman walking towards him and she ends up sitting right next to him on the flight. He’s nervous but decides to give it a shot and spark some conversation. “So”, he says, “what are you going to Vegas for?” She replies, “im actually going to a sex convention. We learn about sex and popular misconceptions about sex” He is immediately intrigued. “what type of stuff do you discuss there?” “Well, last time I went we learned that Jewish men are actually the best lovers, not french men. And also, a lot of people think black men have the biggest penises but in actuality its Native American men.” “Very interesting stuff!”, he says. “Yeah, so you know about my trip but i dont even know your name!” The man looks her in the eyes and replies, “My name? My name is Tonto. Tonto Goldstein,”