Original Music Composer

Guy walks into the bar and asks the bartender, If he could perform on stage a couple nights a week. Bartender says sure start tonight. So he’s on stage and tells the crowd I wrote this instrumental last week, hope you enjoy , it’s called pull up your shirt and I’ll cum on your titties. After the song the bartender tells him what’s up with that title you can’t tell people that in a family establishment! Get your act together!! . The guy goes to the restroom before his next song and as he is coming out a lady stops him and says , do you know your pants are unzipped and you Dick is flipping around! … he says Know it??? hell, I wrote it!!!!