Dolly Parton joke

Dolly Parton appeared in a movie. The director was unimpressed by her singing and called her into his office. He said the songs in this movie are much more difficult and intricate than the silly, simplistic cornpone songs she usually sang. He yelled at her for an hour and told her too many of the notes she sang were flat. Dolly came out crying. Her friend asked her if she was crying because he called her songs simplistic cornpone songs. She said: Oh no, it’s just that nobody’s ever called me FLAT before!