Royal Flush

Since its been 25 years since the untimely demise of Princess Diana I thought a joke may be appropriate or NOT. Anyway here goes: A high stakes poker tournament was down to the final two players, Lady Di and Dolly Parton. In exasperation at her poor hand, Dolly Parton lowers her top and gives the crowd an eyeful of her ample breasts, not to be outdone, Lady Di stands on the table, lifts her skirt and flashes the audience. The judges award Lady Di the pot, Dolly Parton completely perplexed questions this decision. The judges reply: A Royal Flash always beats two of a kind!