A tomato, a lettuce and a cucumber walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the group what are they having in this beautiful afternoon. The tomato says I will have ceasar dressing to get ready to join the salad, the lettuce says I will get some croutons to join in as well, the cucumber looks frustrated and says fuck it, i never end up in a salad so I will just have some lube.
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