A young boy, a doctor, and an old man were on an airplane with Putin.

Suddenly, the pilot runs in and cries, "The plane is going down and we only have 4 parachutes but 5 people," as he runs to the back. The pilot then takes a parachute and jumps out of the aircraft. Immediately, Putin grabs the nearest parachute, says, "I have a war I must win," and hops off the plane. The doctor then said, “I save lives every day and the world needs me,” He proceeds to take a parachute and jumps out. The old man sees the final parachute and tells the young lad, "I have practically completed my life; you have just begun. You should be the one to take the final parachute." The young boy, smiling, pulls out a parachute from under one of the seats and says, "Putin took my backpack."