A Deez Nuts Joke

In order to execute this joke properly, you must be in person with the victim and wearing pants manufactured with pockets. Take the victim to a grocery store (or any other place that sells nuts). Walk towards the snack section with the victim and slow down as you approach the nuts section. Turn to the victim and look them dead in the eyes. Nonchalantly place one hand in your pocket, and grab a container of nuts (cashews, almonds, peanuts) with the other. Then ask the question "What kind of nuts am I holding?". If they say Cashews then answer with "Nope Deez Nuts!" and reveal the placement of your other hand. If they see your other hand and say "your nuts" then say "Nope Cashews!". This is a joke that the teller will always win.