The sky
Ok so get this. One guy says to another guy “what’s up.” And you shoulda heard this guys response. This guy says to the first guy “the sky!” Can you believe that??? The sky! What’s the deal with that? Am I right? So in response, the first guy, distraught, standing next to the horse with the long face at the bar says, “that’s not the sky, that’s my wife!!!” *I’m still workshopping this joke but I think it’s a good start and it’s gonna crush at my next open mic - lemme know your thoughts*
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